Justis is trying to keep his balance while standing on a bar stool in the living room. Dawson is thoughtfully observing...
"Justis! You'd better get down from there! You could fall and go to the hospital and crap your head open!"
Dawson always has what we call "plumbers butt" and we can always see his crack. Travis and are always asking him to come over so we can pull up his pants. When he asks why, we tell him, "So people won't see your crack!"...
"You're a butt crap, Mom!" Dawson says, laughing.
"WHAT?!!!!!"
Dawson looks at little confused and a little afraid but very aware that whatever it was he said pushed Mommy's buttons. He ponders and decides that being goofy and getting a raise out of Mom is worth a spanking.
"You're a butt crap, Mom!" He said, grinning.
"Son, it's butt CRACK," I said quickly before turning my head so he wouldn't see me laughing.
(A firm swat on the rear from Daddy) "You do not ever call Mommy or anyone else that again!"
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